Or better known as religion is the new in thing of this reason and logic forsaken world!
Pokémon series was already making trillions before it hit the already panting humanity with its worry seeds and vine whipped our united asses into bowing our unworthy feeble human existence down to our knees!
Its like we are a temple’s bell, anybody could come and hit the shit out of us, first there was Skyrim then Fallout 4 and now this?
Some make believe fantasy animals are taking over the humanity, WTF?
What would happen if the real threats like Zombies and Aliens and Robots will come at us, tag teaming finally and don’t make mistakes, they will tag team ultimately and they will come at us!
They have seen our movies and they have seen our collective intelligence as well!
Anyway, so what is all the hype about, well, Pokémon Go is a location based game with augmented reality elements in it!
Meaning you walk around like a complete idiot near the maternity hospital and where there is a trash can full of tampons and dead babies, there would be a Poliwhirl lvl.8 in the gaming screen, and oh my god a Poliwhirl, excuse us a bit will you!
The gameplay is very simple, you download the shit out of the game for FREE and then register yourself, then create an avatar and then you will be directed to a map where your in-game, mini-me will be as well and as you will walk, accordingly and proportionally so will the mini-me!
Then at place you may and will encounter Pokémons, water type near water-y things, earth ones near earth-y things and fire ones near your parents, and so on!
Just tap the Poké Ball on your device and move it to throw it upon the clueless geezer and BAM, he’ll be reeled in and there you have it!
When a Pokémon is caught, you also receive experience, stardust and candies for the Pokémon type you found. Experience is important to gain levels as Pokémon trainer (which e.g. unlocks new stuff). Stardust and candies are necessary to power-up or evolve owned Pokémon. So, to make your Pokémon strong, you have to catch it often to get enough candies for that Pokémon.
Plus there are PokéStops, they are spots where you can find stuff useful in the game like Poké Balls, Egg Incubators, and potions. There are also Poké Gyms that are real locations where you can fight actual people on the app and Jesus let’s stop this madness here...
Developed by Niantic and published by The Pokémon Company for iOS and Android, it was released on July 6 2016.
The game is not released in every part of the world, mainly due to the fear of the collapse of the society and the world as we know it, but they are hard on insisting to do that too with many new developments as well pretty soon.
Well, if things stay in existence the next time even after this, then see you guys later!